this is for melissa and anyone else who is lost with the story...
There(ed: capitalized t) once was a group of very sober lrishmen who hated themselves and everyone else! Then one day, they decided to go to the tolilet, but suddenly they saw HER.(ed: punctuation) The big, hairy(ed: capitalized t) chest of HERS(ed: removed "..") and her bra(ed: removed "...") which was very(ed: removed "...") fat and never was washed before.(ed: removed "..") The(ed: capitalized t) days passed,(ed: added the coma) wrinkles were appearing n' i'm lost.(ed: removed smiley and added period) Lisais(ed: caps on the l) was panicking and Melissa(ed: caps on the m) too! And then the people felt very hungry and wanted to eat each of that mysterious little easter eggs?!? So someone took them all away before they could grab them all! There was chaos and everybody ran around like some kind of demented monsters from mars or rather some kiasu singaporeans who Mercury Mobile mobilised rather burn money
(whole story got canceled and a new one began)
There once were three little flying pigeons who were going to school on a very overcast Sunday morning. Then they decided to stop by a grocery shop becuase they wanted to get ice-cream and drown their sorrows and unhappiness. However, when they asked the shopkeeper for the ice-cream, something terrible happened. A man armed with a machine gun barged in. The pigeons were frightened by the the reason why they were at the grocery shop. He demanded for
